A letter to all you United fans

   

 Dear Red Devils,

I'm sorry to break it to you, but some of you are the worst excuse for football fans.
Without bias, in all honesty, some of you need to "reflect" upon your status.

You scream Van Persie's name today, yet two years ago you thought him useless.

You accuse others of being "one man teams", yet all you do is pass to RVP.

You say United forever, but can't name 11 players in the team.

You say you have legends, but do you even know who Cantona is?

You claim to LOVE football spirit but you still mock the victims of the Hillsborough disaster.

All you know to sing is "Glory Glory Man United", dear fan, football isn't all about glory.

Come on  now, tell me who was your manager before Ferguson?

What is Nani's full name?

Hey do you remember what was the best come back of all time?
No, it wasn't Manchester United in 2012.

Do you know where Rooney is originally from?
Heard of this place called Everton?

You wear that shirt on your back, with his name,
the same one you'll burn tomorrow if he leaves for, say,  Liverpool.

You call other teams names, you say they suck, do you see the effort the players put into each match?

Have you watched a game where  United hasn't played?

You will always say Ronaldo is better than Messi, but have you seen Messi play?

Do you know that you are the most hated club in the world?
 And say what you might, it is NOT because we are jealous of your success, because as far as I know, Barcelona is more succesful and very few "hate" them.

You say you'll are champions of the "World"
but do you know that the world has more countries other than "England"?

Mock us, insult us all you want... we still hold pride in know who really are the true fans.

  Sincerely,

             Those who support Liverpool, Arsenal, Tottenham, Everton, etc.etc.